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April, 2010

The president is considering a new tax called a VAT (Value Added Tax). Why? Because hope is expensive.

March, 2010

President Obama mocks those of us who are concerned about the healthcare bill. He jokes just a few days after its passing, "After I signed the bill... I was waiting for cracks in the earth to open up." What a dick.
Obama and Nancy Pelosi have passed a 2,400 page bureaucratic healthcare bill. This bill mandates massive federal spending, massive regulation of insurance, new IRS agents, new federal offices, a new entitlement for the uninsured, and a penalty to be imposed for those that don't comply with Obama's demands. But that was only half the bill. The other half turned the federal government into a lending institution for student loans. Why on earth would anyone be concerned about this?
Democrats have officially brought socializm to America via healthcare. The only thing worse than Obama's socialized healthcare bill is listening to them gloat about it.

February, 2010

Lots of insanity.

January, 2010

The Confidence Man In Chief gave his first State of Union speech. Let me summarize; "I saved America, damn it! And if you blockheads would get out my way, I could REALLY REALLY save America!"
Liberal Massachusetts has voted for a Republican to replace the late Ted Kennedy. This repudiation of President Obama could only mean one thing according to our president; People are still mad at George Bush!?!
Happy New Year! I am hoping for a year of lots of hope. Why? Because hope is what we need so that we can be filled with lots of hope. article

December, 2009

Sorry. I'm too busy to keep up with the nonsense.

November, 2009

It looks like Obama has broken up with one of his philisophical buddies, home grown terrorist Bill Ayers. Ayers sharply denounces the war in Afghanistan. Cite
Oops, the liar in chief has done it again. In his highly anticipated speech regarding Afghanistan the deceiver claimed that commanders have previously requested support, but that those requests have gone unanswered because resources were redirected to Iraq. Donald Rumsfeld, former Defence Secretary, has called his bluff by saying not a single request came in during his tenure. cite
The White House press corp has noted that Barack doesn't want to play footsies with them anymore, since he has not given a press conference in over 19 weeks. Why? Perhaps it's because the last time the president jibb jabbed at one of these things he accused the Boston police of acting "stupid". cite
President Obama has finally made a decision on Afghanistan. He will send 30 thousand more troops, fewer than requested by the military. But more importantly, he has assured the Taliban that we won't be staying long. They can have the country back in a year or two.
"The debate between Capitalism and Socialism is over... We are going to have both." Howard Dean (DNC Chairman), 2009 cite
At the stroke of midnight, November 8, the army of Karl Marx, having congregated in our nation's capital, said "aye". With the leadership of Grandma Nancy Pelosi, the disciples brewed a wicked conconction to socialize and take over the American medical industry. The brew has been sent to the Senate to be stamped with blood.
President "talk too much" Obama made everyone a little queazy when he flippently jabbered for over two minutes before acknowledging a Muslim's murderous rampage at a U.S. military fort. All the networks were tuned-in to see Obama give a "shout out" to some political ally. Oops! cite
One year after his election, President Obama is still doing what he does best, campaigning against former President Bush. As usual he is, shall we say, reframing reality to promote his own glory and defame our former president. But get this; Obama had the audacity to blame Bush for "record deficits". This coming from the man who created nearly 20% of our national debt in his first six months in office (with much more to come!) What a joke. cite
We have long known that the political/cultural left grooms children in order to carry forth their aimless ideology. Eleven more videos have surfaced showing pro-Obama performances from students (though some have been quickly scrubbed.) cite

October, 2009

Those of us who are looking for any type of honesty from the Obama administration finally got some! Our Secretary of State, Hillary - Don't make me stay home and bake cookies - Clinton spoke to the Pakistani media and said, "In America we tax everything that moves and doesn't move." Truth.
For the first time in American history the federal government will force citizens to buy a good or service. When House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi was asked about the constitutionality (or lack thereof) of the socialized healthcare law, she replied, "Are you serious? Are you serious?". cite
"We are trying on every front to increase the role of government in the regulartory area." Barney Frank, 2009
They are going after control of the net. cite
Today, October 22, 2009, the president of the United States continued his assault on television's highest rated news channel and declared that Fox News is "operating basically as talk radio". cite
Today, October 22, 2009, the president of the United States declared that Republicans "Do what they are told". cite
"We get the joke. We know that the free market is nonsense." Ron Bloom, Obama's Manufacturing Czar, 2009
President Obama, America's most famous socialist, is once again seeking wage control. He wants to slash salaries at companies that accepted his cash handouts. But how much will our compassionate king cut from these employees? Just a mere 90%. cite
Actor Alec Baldwin appeared on the Bill Maher show, along with Chris Matthews, to declare that all conservative talk shows have an underlying thread of racism. The audience applauded.
There has been a disturbance in the force. James Carville, the bald guy, conducted a poll that has perplexed and shocked his inner circle of lefty friends. What did the poll indicate? It concludes that race is NOT the reason people oppose President Obama! Go figure. Further, the poll suggests that people are genuinely concerned about Obama's socialist tendencies. But the real question is, will this poll stop the insane accusations of racism? Answer: no
Obama's Communications Director, Anita Dunn, has revealed that Mao Zedong (former Communist dictator of China) is one of her favorite political philosophers. But just to be fair to the lady comrade, she later explained that Republican Lee Atwater also once quoted Mao in a speech. So, as you can see, there was nothing unusual about the statement. No. Nothing at all.
Rush Limbaugh wanted to buy the St. Louis Rams. But this was simply too troubling for liberals. They destroyed the effort by, in part, spreading lies about him. As such, Limbaugh was dropped from the purchasing group. The fascist left strikes again. We live in strange times.
President Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize for his accomplishments at... well... whatever. The fantasy is alive and well.
As a candidate, Barack Obama promised to end the war in Iraq in 2009. That was a fib. But moreover, he promised to focus on Afghanistan because "that's where the terrorists are". We found out that the president has talked to the Gen. McChrystal just once in 71 days. When Gen. McChrystal requested additional troops for Afghanistan, the president said he will get back to him in a month. Meanwhile, the president has been in a rush to pass every liberal bill he can think of, including socializing medicine. Hey, being president is a bitch, but maybe Barack should have thought about that before he claimed to have all the answers and could solve all the world's problems.
President Obama, his wife, and Oprah flew to Denmark in an effort to pursuade the Olympic committee to make Chicago the home of the 2016 olympic games. Book your hotel now for...(drum roll please)... Rio De Jeneiro!
The talented film maker Michael Moore focuses on the flaws of capitalism in his latest work. When asked how it is that he became so wealthy, he exclaimed that capitalism didn't help him a bit. yaaaaaah right. But hey, at least he is honest about his desire for socialism, unlike some presidents, oops, I mean people.

September, 2009

Have you heard of ACORN? It is your standard "boots on the ground" front for the Democrat party, disguising itself as a harmless and caring community support network. ACORN provides the philosophical link between our president and the radical/Marxist left. You might recall that our leader promised to fullfill the mission of ACORN by inviting them to the White House within the first week of his term.

ACORN was busted on corruption (yet again) when several of their offices instructed a young woman how to legitimize prostitution, avoid taxes, and import children for a sex operation.
America has discovered that it has a genuine hero! If you are a follower of our media and broader culture you might think it is the guy flapping his gums in the White House. Nope. Rather, it's the guy who outed a genuine communist who was hand-picked by the President to help change our country into something fundementally different. Thank you Glenn Beck! You give us hope.
President Obama made a last-ditch speech to congress, urging its members to meddle with the healthcare industry. During his speech, Senator Joe Wilson blasphemed by yelling, "You Lie!". What a sinner.
President Obama gave a major speech to the children of America, reminding them to wash their hands, brush their teeth, clean their ears, and only use official government issued Obama Soap. Well, I'm fibbing a bit. Washing hands was his only hygienic message, but oddly, one of the few things he has said that makes sense!

August, 2009

The White House is panicking due to the strong opposition of socializing health care. This caused the a-hole-in-chief to make the following statement, "I don't want the people who made this mess to do a lot of talking, I want them to get out of the way so we can clean up the mess." This guy is disturbed. We are in trouble.
Under god's administration spending has increased 21%. Meanwhile federal revenue has decreased 17%. So much for the era of responsibility. cite
We are broke. Unemployment is way up. We are running up massive deficits. But this hasn't stopped the super-bourgeois from buying 8 private jets for itself. I can hear them now, "It will save us money!" cite
Busted! Obama's plan to socialize America includes wiping out insurance companies so that the federal government will be the single provider. watch

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